Go Meme Yourself!

Little Miss Susie Sunshine tagged me BRIGHT AND STINKING EARLY this morning, with this "Yes, I would, if I only could..." meme tag thing. From this list of possible vocations, I must choose 5 and complete the thought, "If I could be . . ."

Then I must tag 3 other people who don't know what they want to be when they grow up.

Here goes:

If I could be a LINGUIST, I would be a world famous linguist who could charge whatever fee I wanted b/c I'm really, really good with my tongue.

If I could be a WORLD FAMOUS BLOGGER, well actually never mind. I already am! I have people visiting me from as far away as Singapore, Antigua, Germany and Marble Falls, Tx.


If I could be a PAINTER, I would paint pictures of such beauty that people would cry, but that might not be so good b/c they might be watercolor painting and the tears would make the paint on the pictures run, totally ruining them and making them impossible to figure out, but then, that might be good b/c I could be the next watercolor Picasso then.


If I could be a FARMER I'd worry about the pigs having 30 min orgasms (a true fact) and spend too much time daydreaming about being a pig.

If I could be a WRITER, um, HELLLLOOOOOO? This is a given, but anyway, I would write a book that broke every selling record ever made b/c it was so awesome and it would make people like Nora Roberts and Stephen King and JK Rowling come to me begging for advice on how I did it and I could just say "Sorry, I don't share my secrets, but come on in and have some tequila with me while we sit in the back yard and find animal shapes in the clouds".


These are the other career possibilities from which to choose:
If I could be a bonnie pirate
If I could be a scientist
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a librarian
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be a professor
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be an astronaut
If I could be a innkeeper
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world
If I could be married to any current famous political figure
If I could be a back-up dancer
If I could be a midget stripper
If I could be a proctologist
If I could be a TV talk show host
If I could be an actor
If I could be a Jedi
If I could be a mob boss
If I could be a back-up singer
If I could be a CEO
If I could be a movie reviewer

So, now it is my turn to pass on this cr@p to someone else.


I tag:
The Maaaahvelous Mrs. Mogul, even though she did say that she was going to take me off of her list b/c I was nominated too and am competing against her: Hey hon, you're 3rd from the top right now AND I voted for you already prior to being nommed myself so I used my vote up on you. You owe me sista!

The Lovely, Lovely Lois Lane who is as sweet as she is gracious.

AND, Last but not least, the wild and wackyWilliam b/c I know he will do a bang up job on this. With a site like Poop and Boogies, there's bound to be some good stuff.