Wise Words

"Wait on the Lord, be strong and of good courage, and He shall strengthen your heart...wait on the Lord. Psalms 27:14


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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Church Sign Wisdom - Part Two

Here is the next group of wisdom from the church signs:

126. A problem not worth praying about isn't worth worrying about
127. Don't condone what God condemns
128. God does what few men can do – forgets the sins of others
129. All sore and weak from Backsliding? Try Pew Sitting and Knee Bends
130. Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up
131. Prayer is more effective when we spend as much time listening as we do talking
132. Jesus became what we are so we can become like He is
133. If you're a Christian, earth is the only hell you'll ever know! If you're not a Christian, earth is the only heaven you'll ever know
134. When the Lord's people become a dirty gray, the black sheep become more comfortable
135. God gave everyone patience. Wise people use it
136. The Lord works from the inside out. The world works from the outside in
137. God’s alphabet has only 4 letters between I & U – L O V E
138. We often find Him outside of our comfort zone
139. God's resources are equal to His requirements
140. GOD is like Hallmark cards: HE cared enough to send the very best
141. Rapture – the only way to fly!
142. Don't have anything to be thankful for? Check your pulse!
143. Trust says Jesus can. Faith says Jesus will!
144. Come in today and beat the Easter crowd
145. You are never so high as when you're on your knees
146. God may say “wait” but He never says “worry”
147. If you were on trial for being a Christian would there be enough evidence to convict you?
148. Worry ends where faith begins
149. SIN: Commit to not commit!
150. It's not the outlook it's the uplook that counts!
151. They see our methods, He sees our motives
152. Finding hell is easy! It's at the end of a 'Christ-less' life.
153. Plenty of folks give the Lord credit, few give Him cash!
154. Count your blessings, not your problems
155. Good old knee-ology is as good as some theology
156. In this life it's not what you have but Who you have that counts!
157. A hypocrite is a person who's not himself on Sunday
158. Honesty is not only the best policy, it is the will of God
159. What does it take for God to get our attention?
160. There are many things in my life for which I am ashamed, but Jesus is not one of them.
161. Jesus never taught how to preach – only how to pray
162. You can't walk with God and hold hands with Satan at the same time
163. Jesus declared the truth; He never gave opinions
164. When was the last time you told God you love Him? He is still listening.
165. We are as full of the Holy Spirit as we want to be
166. We become like what we worship
167. Sin will keep you from the Bible but the Bible can keep you from sin
168. The Bread of Life never gets stale
169. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death
170. Christians aren't perfect – just forgiven
171. Into each life a little rain must fall. Who's your umbrella?
172. Help is just a prayer away
173. Be an organ donor – give your heart to Jesus!
174. If you walk with the Lord, you'll never be out of step
175. Jesus! Don't leave earth without Him!
176. Christ's return is near. Don't miss it for the world!
177. An early walk and talk with the Lord will last all day
178. Where death finds you, eternity will keep you
179. PSALMS read here
180. Things that are not eternal are already out of date
181. The wages of sin have never been reduced
182. Seven days without prayer makes one weak
183. Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of wait
184. Firefighters rescue, only Jesus saves
185. Only God can give all of Himself to everyone
186. Who is Jesus Christ? Inquire within...
187. Jesus is returning...resistance is futile
188. If you think you are perfect try walking on water
189. Christ traded in the comfort of heaven for the cruelty of the cross
190. If you don't like the devil's fruit, stay out of his orchard
191. Can't follow the stars? Follow the One who made them.
192. You can't compromise and conquer sin at the same time
193. I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light
194. Without Jesus in your life you have no life. With Jesus in your life you have eternal life. It's your choice.
195. Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger
196. There are two things I've learned: There is a God! And I'm not Him!
197. God without man is still God. Man without God is nothing.
198. The key to Heaven was hung on a nail
199. Does your spiritual house need spring cleaning?
200. Where will you spend eternity?
a) Here b) Heaven
c) Hell d) Not sure?
Is that your final answer?
201. If you're living your life like there is no God, you'd better be right!
202. The Easter Bunny didn't rise from the dead
203. Are the rules you live by created by God or by man?
204. Say YES to Jesus and saying NO to drugs will be easy
205. Every time the devil reminds you of your past remind him of his future!!!
206. When someone gets you hot and bothered, just turn on your "prayer conditioner"
207. Conscience is God's built-in warning system
208. Free trip to Heaven! Details inside!
209. If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again
210. When God threw our sins in the Sea of Forgetfulness He posted a 'No fishing sign'
211. Jesus is right for whatever is wrong in your life
212. Keep looking up – God is looking down
213. God so loved the world that HE did not send a committee
214. When Jesus is all we have, we realize Jesus is all we need
215. When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right
216. Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives
217. Everyone you meet today is on heaven's most wanted list
218. Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon
219. If you want your neighbor to see what Christ can do for him, let him see what Christ did for you
220. Y2K= Yield to the King
212. The Rapture is coming: Get Right or get Left!
222. Breathe in God's spirit, exhale God's love
223. If you're too busy to pray, you're too busy
224. If you don't remember Him all day don't ask Him to remember you at night
225. Jesus is my ROCK 'N I'm on His ROLL
226. Try our Sundays. They're better than Baskins-Robbins.
227. Sin has no minimum wage
228. Want to avoid burning? Use "Son" block
229. Life is short – pray hard!
230. Soular powered by the Son
231. Beware of the high cost of low living!
232. Read the Bible. It's user-friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays at 10 am.
233. Rapture – the separation of Church & State!
234. Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you
235. For every decision, you either suffer the consequences or reap the rewards
236. God's delays are not God's denials
237. Prepare for your finals! Read the Bible
238. In case of rapture, read the other side of sign / (other side) Jesus is the Quicker Picker Upper
239. Do you check your Foundation before or after the storm?
240. Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back
241. Friends don't let friends go to hell
242. If you can't forgive yourself, you're saying Christ didn't do enough
243. The Rapture: A one way all expense paid trip for all eternity – no baggage allowed
244. Thanksgiving is good but Thanksliving is better
245. The surest steps to happiness are the steps to church!
246. No day is dark in the Son
247. Been taken for Granted? Imagine how God feels.
248. One birthday isn't enough – BE BORN AGAIN!
249. God is in control not Mother Nature
250. Father God made Mother Nature

1 comment:

A Christian Prophet said...

I'm laughing at some of these. "The wages of sin have never been reduced." How about "You'll pay for your mistakes, but it won't be God charging you!"