My brilliant cousin Sid sent this a little while ago and I thought I would let y'all enjoy it. Sy apologies for the lack of updates. I'm having a computer issue at home that is not allowing me to get on my blog or several other sites. I think I was hit with a trojan and it is causing issues with my IE. Anyway, here is the funny stuff!
World's Thinnest Books
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FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac
HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda
MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno
HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver
MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore
AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
DETROIT: a Travel Guide
A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ..
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jessie Jackson
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6 comments:
Great list. Sorry you were hit with a Trojan. Those condoms can sting if they snap you just right.
(Typo in the earlier version, so I deleted it.)
Oh how I loved the last one..so true, so true. :)
Thanks for the good laugh! :) Needed that today.
cheers
P.
Hilarious! Thanks for visiting my blog...I'll definitely put in my vote for you!
Ramona
You left out the classic line from Airplane:
Stewardess: Something to read?
Woman: Do you have anything light?
Sewardess: I have this leaflet, Great Jewish Sports Legends
Offensive? Probably. The important thing to remember is that the Zucker brothers said it first. So, blame them, not me!
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