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Thursday, June 23, 2005

A funny for you...

My brilliant cousin Sid sent this a little while ago and I thought I would let y'all enjoy it. Sy apologies for the lack of updates. I'm having a computer issue at home that is not allowing me to get on my blog or several other sites. I think I was hit with a trojan and it is causing issues with my IE. Anyway, here is the funny stuff!

World's Thinnest Books
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FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ..

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

6 comments:

Duke_of_Earle said...
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Duke_of_Earle said...

Great list. Sorry you were hit with a Trojan. Those condoms can sting if they snap you just right.

(Typo in the earlier version, so I deleted it.)

epiphany said...

Oh how I loved the last one..so true, so true. :)

PΛUL SVEDΛ said...

Thanks for the good laugh! :) Needed that today.

cheers

P.

Kross-Eyed Kitty said...

Hilarious! Thanks for visiting my blog...I'll definitely put in my vote for you!
Ramona

The Grish said...

You left out the classic line from Airplane:

Stewardess: Something to read?
Woman: Do you have anything light?
Sewardess: I have this leaflet, Great Jewish Sports Legends

Offensive? Probably. The important thing to remember is that the Zucker brothers said it first. So, blame them, not me!