tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8227061.post114622417195891458..comments2023-10-22T10:18:54.193-05:00Comments on As My World Turns - A Conservative Mom in Her "Right" Mind: Friday's Feast and the FFTNichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06559149506126040177noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8227061.post-1146422646165589032006-04-30T13:44:00.000-05:002006-04-30T13:44:00.000-05:00I completely agree with your Desert views 110%.I completely agree with your Desert views 110%.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8227061.post-1146319051622067642006-04-29T08:57:00.000-05:002006-04-29T08:57:00.000-05:00I haven't laughed outloud yet today. But the day i...I haven't laughed outloud yet today. But the day is still young! Hello from michele's.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8227061.post-1146312748675757202006-04-29T07:12:00.000-05:002006-04-29T07:12:00.000-05:00Those were fun to read. We agreed on a few of them...Those were fun to read. We agreed on a few of them and I laughed at the jokes as well. Off to check more of your blog as well as the magazine covers of the future. And by the way..hi, Michele sent me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8227061.post-1146311397726434182006-04-29T06:49:00.000-05:002006-04-29T06:49:00.000-05:00A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "...A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a<BR/>problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one<BR/>thing." <BR/>"What do they say?" asked the priest. <BR/>They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" <BR/>"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "I<BR/>may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots,<BR/>which I have taught to pray. Bring your two parrots over to my house,<BR/>and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Bob. My parrots can teach<BR/>your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop<BR/>saying that phrase ... in no time." <BR/>"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." <BR/>The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As<BR/>he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their<BR/>cage, holding rosary beads and praying. She walked over and placed her<BR/>parrots in with them. <BR/>After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison ...."Hi,<BR/>we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" <BR/>There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the<BR/>other male parrot and exclaimed.... "Put the beads away, Frank. Our<BR/>prayers have been answered!"<BR/><BR/><BR/>Michele sent me here!Jean-Luc Picardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01689798190618944262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8227061.post-1146310041490359242006-04-29T06:27:00.000-05:002006-04-29T06:27:00.000-05:00Wow, that's a lot of talking over dinner. And whi...Wow, that's a lot of talking over dinner. And while I think those who abuse need to face their consequences, we must never forget that grace is available even to the worst offenders (which is good news especially since many who abuse were abused themselves). Here from Michele's.sagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17499891950639742366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8227061.post-1146309203792652852006-04-29T06:13:00.000-05:002006-04-29T06:13:00.000-05:00Hi. Michele sent me over. I really identified with...Hi. Michele sent me over. I really identified with your politeness index. Those same asnswers could apply to me. And I think you picked two very good stateent for what you beleve in.Starhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01663081575258349281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8227061.post-1146271348520864892006-04-28T19:42:00.000-05:002006-04-28T19:42:00.000-05:00I heard a pretty good "elderly" joke the other day...I heard a pretty good "elderly" joke the other day:<BR/><BR/>An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous, as one of them may accidentally forget to turn off the stove and thus cause a fire. So, they decided to go see their doctor to get some help. Their physician told them that many people their age find it useful to write themselves little notes as reminders. The elderly couple thought this sounded wonderful, and left the doctor's office very pleased with the advice.<BR/><BR/>When they got home, the wife said, "Honey, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And why don't you write that down so you won't forget?"<BR/><BR/>"Nonsense," said the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream!"<BR/><BR/>"Well," said the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries on it. You better write that down, because I know you'll forget."<BR/><BR/>"Don't be silly," replied the husband. "A dish of ice cream and some strawberries. I can remember that!"<BR/><BR/>"OK, dear, but I'd like you to put some whipped cream on top. Now you'd really better write it down now. You'll forget," said the wife.<BR/><BR/>"Come now, my memory's not all that bad," said the husband. "No problem, a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream."<BR/><BR/>With that, the husband shut the kitchen door behind him. The wife could hear him getting out pots and pans, and making some noise inconsistent with his preparing a dish of ice cream, strawberries, and whipped cream. He emerged from the kitchen about 15 minutes later.<BR/><BR/>Walking over to his wife, he presented her with a plate of bacon and eggs. The wife took one look at the plate, glanced up at her husband and said, "Hey, where's the toast?"Curious Servanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11564580536911743558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8227061.post-1146241285941680592006-04-28T11:21:00.000-05:002006-04-28T11:21:00.000-05:00Great eats, very filling, quite satisfied! Thanks...Great eats, very filling, quite satisfied! Thanks for coming by.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17017741830082834027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8227061.post-1146239577035897942006-04-28T10:52:00.000-05:002006-04-28T10:52:00.000-05:00I do believe your very right in your 2 beliefs. Hi...I do believe your very right in your 2 beliefs. Hi and hello. My 1st Friday's Feast is up.FRIDAY'S CHILDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17743928680809286455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8227061.post-1146238255521567412006-04-28T10:30:00.000-05:002006-04-28T10:30:00.000-05:00I'll have another helping of soup, please. Those ...I'll have another helping of soup, please. Those few spoonfuls just whetted my appetite.<BR/><BR/>JohnDuke_of_Earlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08358279187766938462noreply@blogger.com